he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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