her vagine was all disorganized.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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