My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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