Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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