It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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