You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Mom said you looked used
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I have aggressive nipples.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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