She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
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