chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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