Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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