there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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