Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
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So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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