I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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