just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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