Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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