It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
