And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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