Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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