it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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