I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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