You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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