We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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