i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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