if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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