my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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