Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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