I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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