margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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