I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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