I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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