There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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