he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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