Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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