She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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