Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I just googled if crying burns calories
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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