12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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