I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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