i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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