Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you win again, gameday.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I fill condoms, not promises.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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