Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
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earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Pants are for mortals
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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