take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
why does every cop we meet know your name?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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