I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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