I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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