It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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