Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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