Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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