Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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