Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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