We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
