big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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