His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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