people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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